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schoolyard jokes

Postby duane » Tue Dec 08, 2009 7:53 am

1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
>> Unique Up On It.
>>
>> 2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
>> Tame Way.
>>
>> 3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest ?
>> They Take The Psycho Path
>>
>> 4. How Do You Get Holy Water?
>> You Boil The Hell Out Of It
>>
>> 5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
>> Dam!
>>
>> 6. What Do Eskimos Get From S itting On The Ice too Long?
>> Polaroid's
>>
>> 7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
>> A Stick
>>
>> 8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
>> Nacho Cheese.
>>
>> 9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
>> Subordinate Clauses.
>>
>> 10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
>> Quattro Sinko.
>>
>> 11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
>> Spoiled Milk.
>>
>> 12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
>> Frostbite.
>>
>> 13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
>> A Nervous Wreck.
>>
>> 14 . What 's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
>> Anyone Can Roast Beef.
>>
>> 15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
>> Right Where You Left Him.
>>
>> 16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
>> Because They Have Big Fingers .
>>
>> 17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
>> Because It Scares The Dog.
>>
>> 18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
>> Sanka.
>>
>> 19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover?!
>> The Location Of The Dirt Bag.
>>
>> 20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
>> Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.
>>
>> 21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
>> A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack , Dang!
>> A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack .
>>
>> 22. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?
>> Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer
>>
>> Now, admit it...
>> At least one of these made you smile.

they all silly....but that's how I am feeling today.

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Postby leigh0180 » Tue Feb 09, 2010 5:02 pm

Hahahah thanks for sharing these jokes. It made my day :)


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